Long Weekend Culture

ACT I:
Bonnie and Jason are sitting on their small couch on Canada Day. Jason is listening to the Bloodhound Gang and reading The Witchblade Compendium, Vol. I.

Bonnie: You know, you could be listening to Mozart and reading War & Peace right now.
[pause]
Jason: How do you know that this isn't the Mozart and the War & Peace of my generation?
Bonnie: [sigh]