Two Touaregs & Superman's Ex-Girlfriend

"Dead Touareg Rolling"
directed by
Bonnie Coppola-Scorsese

We had two Touaregs come in to work, imported from Germany. They needed to have their airbags disabled. Why? Because one is going to be blown up, and one is going to be dropped off a cliff in the upcoming Far Cry movie. The one that will be blown up has a hole in the gas tank. These trucks were hundred$ of thousand$ of dollar$. One was a W12 (has two V6's), which can accelerate zero to 100 km/h in 5.9 seconds.

They are flat black, and dead sexy. It's really too bad these bad boys couldn't live out their full, natural lives tearing up some rugged terrain (in Northern Alberta, perhaps?). "Live fast, die young" is what I always say.

Also, I got to meet Kristin Kreuk. She is short, and beautiful, and sweet. We are equally good-looking because we both have Dutch heritage and we're both Capricorns. We're basically the same person.
[sing-song voice] Hey Superman, my middle name is Louise, but you can call me Lois. [wink]